is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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