we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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