Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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