It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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