just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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