just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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