Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
