And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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