Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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