The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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