What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
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