i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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