i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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