Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
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