Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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