never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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