Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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