I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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