Well apparently he's into motor boating.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
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