Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Im part way to drunk.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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