he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I take back everything I said about communal showers
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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