i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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