it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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