i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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