My brain says no but my pants say off.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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