North Korea, Best Korea!
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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