we're blogging at a bar
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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