'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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Oh Jesus.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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