It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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