we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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