ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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