I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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