How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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