Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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