I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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