I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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