so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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