I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I have aggressive nipples.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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