so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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