Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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