yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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