We're like a lot better than the average bears
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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