when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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