ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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