You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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