Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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