doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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