Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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