We won't sleep together?
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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