I hope mine doesn't look like that
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
How external is "for external use only"?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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